So...will this help me or hurt me?

Yea, yea, yea.  I know, it's been a year, almost 2.  But this is blocked in China and When I get back to the US I'm usually not thinking "blog first!"

But today, that's exactly what I'm thinking and so I have to post this, my favorite product I've ever seen in Asia.

So the real question is this: does this product cure your retardedness or cause it?  I'm scared to try it myself.